hatred
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Of Coffee and Religion
One day a woman was walking to work when she saw a man drinking coffee. The woman was absolutely scandalized. She went right up to the man and demanded, “Excuse me, but what do you think you’re doing?” The man blinked and said, “Drinking coffee?” “Exactly,” the woman said. “That is incredibly offensive to me Continue reading
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On Hatred for Skinny People and People in General
I have to prelude this by saying that I am around 5’10” and ungodly scrawny. It’s gross. I was born with a tiny bone structure that got stretched out when my genes decided to make me ungodly tall, too. It is almost impossible for me to gain weight and as a result, I have one Continue reading