Things my boyfriend has done since downloading Pokemon Go
July 11, 2016 § Leave a comment
- walked around our apartment complex at one in the morning
- driven to trail heads to sit in his car while hunting Pokemon
- asked me to download the app
- mourned the fact that our old apartment complex apparently had more Pokestops in it (whatever the hell those are) than our current one does
- left to get food then returned four hours later
- walked around popular shopping malls for hours at a time
- made a Facebook group dedicated to hunting Pokemon at Norterra
- asked me to download the app
- ordered a bike so he could ride his bike to hunt more Pokemon
- asked me on dates specifically to places with Pokestops
- got really excited over the prospect of walking around in LA (where he’ll be for a week starting tomorrow for work)
- asked me to download the app
- referred to our cats as Meowth and Persian
- willingly volunteered to take the trash down so he could hunt for Pokemon then came back up two minutes later – with the trash still in hand – because the servers were down
- hinted that he was aware of a Pokemon Go singles group meeting at the end of July
- said the phrase “weak sauce” non ironically
- shouted, “There’s Pinsir outside!” and ran out the door
- asked me to download the app
- currently driving me absolutely freaking insane
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