pokemon | Shorts and Snippets

Things my boyfriend has done since downloading Pokemon Go

walked around our apartment complex at one in the morning
driven to trail heads to sit in his car while hunting Pokemon
asked me to download the app
mourned the fact that our old apartment complex apparently had more Pokestops in it (whatever the hell those are) than our current one does
left to get food then returned four hours later
walked around popular shopping malls for hours at a time
made a Facebook group dedicated to hunting Pokemon at Norterra
asked me to download the app
ordered a bike so he could ride his bike to hunt more Pokemon
asked me on dates specifically to places with Pokestops
got really excited over the prospect of walking around in LA (where he’ll be for a week starting tomorrow for work)
asked me to download the app
referred to our cats as Meowth and Persian
willingly volunteered to take the trash down so he could hunt for Pokemon then came back up two minutes later – with the trash still in hand – because the servers were down
hinted that he was aware of a Pokemon Go singles group meeting at the end of July
said the phrase “weak sauce” non ironically
shouted, “There’s Pinsir outside!” and ran out the door
asked me to download the app
currently driving me absolutely freaking insane